Win an Etrian Odyssey II Soundtrack!

Etrain Odyssey II Soundtrack

Atlus has a totally awesome contest going on right now to help promote their upcoming RPG Etrian Odyssey II. Basically you write a story or something and if it’s good you win the 3-disc Etrian Odyssey II soundtrack. Seems pretty rad, I’d love that soundtrack…If your interested, you can go here and participate. My story would be all:

You see a really big and scary dragon in the woods. You are scared. You turn to your party members Greg, Robert, and Liz and are like “Uh, I’m really not sure what to do in this situation. I think we should run.” Greg is like “OK” and Liz agrees, but Robert is stupid and decides we should fight the dragon because we have many fighting abilities to beat him.

Robert casts “Find cheap deal in Best Buy ad”. “Find cheap deal in Best Buy ad” misses Dragon A.
Greg casts “That girl looks hot except her [insert body part] is messed up”. Greg’s attack fails, Dragon A is male.
Mike puts on “Old lacrosse shirt”. Mike gains 1 armor.
Liz drinks a wine! Liz gains 50 HP. Liz’s status changes to slightly drunk.
Dragon A crushes you all.
You die.
Never trust Robert.

I only make fun of Robert because he never reads this. Actually, I think this is a good start to my real life RPG starring all my friends.

This blast is all about Etrian Odyssey II: Heroes of Lagaard! We’re launching a new contest for all you aspiring storytellers, one we’re sure fans of the Etrian Odyssey series will get a kick out of. We have also formed a Facebook page to better shamelessly promote the game:

Atlus would like to present a world that ACTUALLY ends with you (coincidentally, it begins and continues with you also). The Storytellers of Lagaard contest offers Etrian Odyssey fans an opportunity to work together to weave a beautiful narrative tapestry. For example:

Poster A:
“You see a bubbling brook. Your parched lips tremble from the promise of sweet, refreshing rejuvenation. What do you do?”

Poster B:
“You drink from the brook. As you rise from the ground, an FOE leaps out from in front of you. The creature has ambushed you!”

Why participate? Well, the best contributor (as judged by us) will win a free copy of the official 3-disc soundtrack to Etrian Odyssey II, featuring all of Yuzo Koshiro’s score in both the in-game DS versions and his PC-8801 working versions!

10 thoughts on “Win an Etrian Odyssey II Soundtrack!”

  1. My Ability to talk crap about girls is lame. Why don’t I have some sweet ability where I gain armor abilities.

    I think I need to make a story with all my friends

    Once Upon a time a group of young kids enter a forest in search of A Nu. The Elusive new is the sought after prize of this years Millennium Falcon Festival. As the party enters the forest Luke Yells “On no Radical Dude! I think I kissed my sister”. “HAHAHA, HAHAHAHA!” Says Radical Dude. Kratos Quickly smacks Luke upside the head for being a moron. The Party Laughs. Han keeps muttering about the money he will get from the Nu.
    Night Falls on the party yet it is only 12 pm on the Planet of Guardia. Frog stands still in and whispers for everyone else to keep still.
    Out of the Brush appears the Nu and his Native African American Master
    BOOOOOOOOM (SCREEN STARTS JOLTING AND FADES TO A FIGHT SCENE)
    “This is it” says Frog. “This is the moment we have been waiting for.”
    “Dude, I think I just jammed my finger while pulling out my sweet sword.” Radical Dude Yells.
    The Native in control of the Nu Begins to speak.
    “Silence, My name is Mike, Ruler of the NU and its people.” “I have enslaved these stupid creatures with my Armor 1 ability.” “I have been able to trick you fools into searching for these Nu’s and now I will eat your souls.”
    The Nu Yells “I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!”
    Before anything can happen Luke leaps forward and uses his “Kill with Lightsaber” Attack on the Nu.
    Luke felled the Nu.
    “DAAAAAAAAMNNN.” Says Radical Dude
    “What the heck man, why did you do that?” Screams Mike full of rage.
    Mike then grabs his buster sword and unleashes his limit break “Koyo Suca Mayo Natashi” upon Luke.
    Luke throws up his “force shield”
    Force Shield Fails
    Mike Felled Luke.
    Radical Dude uses his Throat Attack
    Mike attempts to block
    Radical Dude grabs Mike’s throat and tells him that Killing Luke was ok, but he must give up the dead Nu.
    Liz stumbles in holding a bottle of white wine and snatches Mike.
    Battle Over (enter awesomeradical Victory? Music)
    Radical Dude, Frog, Marle, Crono, Magus, Guile, and The Noid take the Nu back to the festival and win the ultimate prize. A RIDE IN THE BATMOBILE.

    That is the story of Radical Dude and Some of his closest Friends.

  2. My Ability to talk crap about girls is lame. Why don’t I have some sweet ability where I gain armor abilities.

    I think I need to make a story with all my friends

    Once Upon a time a group of young kids enter a forest in search of A Nu. The Elusive new is the sought after prize of this years Millennium Falcon Festival. As the party enters the forest Luke Yells “On no Radical Dude! I think I kissed my sister”. “HAHAHA, HAHAHAHA!” Says Radical Dude. Kratos Quickly smacks Luke upside the head for being a moron. The Party Laughs. Han keeps muttering about the money he will get from the Nu.
    Night Falls on the party yet it is only 12 pm on the Planet of Guardia. Frog stands still in and whispers for everyone else to keep still.
    Out of the Brush appears the Nu and his Native African American Master
    BOOOOOOOOM (SCREEN STARTS JOLTING AND FADES TO A FIGHT SCENE)
    “This is it” says Frog. “This is the moment we have been waiting for.”
    “Dude, I think I just jammed my finger while pulling out my sweet sword.” Radical Dude Yells.
    The Native in control of the Nu Begins to speak.
    “Silence, My name is Mike, Ruler of the NU and its people.” “I have enslaved these stupid creatures with my Armor 1 ability.” “I have been able to trick you fools into searching for these Nu’s and now I will eat your souls.”
    The Nu Yells “I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!”
    Before anything can happen Luke leaps forward and uses his “Kill with Lightsaber” Attack on the Nu.
    Luke felled the Nu.
    “DAAAAAAAAMNNN.” Says Radical Dude
    “What the heck man, why did you do that?” Screams Mike full of rage.
    Mike then grabs his buster sword and unleashes his limit break “Koyo Suca Mayo Natashi” upon Luke.
    Luke throws up his “force shield”
    Force Shield Fails
    Mike Felled Luke.
    Radical Dude uses his Throat Attack
    Mike attempts to block
    Radical Dude grabs Mike’s throat and tells him that Killing Luke was ok, but he must give up the dead Nu.
    Liz stumbles in holding a bottle of white wine and snatches Mike.
    Battle Over (enter awesomeradical Victory? Music)
    Radical Dude, Frog, Marle, Crono, Magus, Guile, and The Noid take the Nu back to the festival and win the ultimate prize. A RIDE IN THE BATMOBILE.

    That is the story of Radical Dude and Some of his closest Friends.

  3. I would like to make note of the fact that the person who wrote the article and included his story ripped off what appears to be dragon quest. Come On Man, Think of something truly original like the post by Radical Dude. Thats fricken brilliant. There were so many twists and turns in the plot and I felt that I really connected with the characters. Job Well Done Radical Dude

  4. I would like to make note of the fact that the person who wrote the article and included his story ripped off what appears to be dragon quest. Come On Man, Think of something truly original like the post by Radical Dude. Thats fricken brilliant. There were so many twists and turns in the plot and I felt that I really connected with the characters. Job Well Done Radical Dude

  5. His is just the story from FFVII with the names of the characters replaced with his friends.

  6. The world was peaceful. A bright eyed boy wakes from his bed not knowing that today his life would take a radical turn. “ROBERT” came a yell from downstairs. It was his mother calling. “You will be late for school if you don’t get up.” Robert ran down the stairs only to be met by his chums Radical dude and Lizbot. As Robert came down the stairs Radical dude was jumping up and down with excitement. “Robert, Robert, you have to check out what I found” said Radical dude. “Ugh Dude we have school we will check it out later” Robert responded. But Radicals pleas persisted, “Come on well ditch school its cool, all the kids are doing it.” Meanwhile Lizbot crossed her arms and stared impatiently. Suddenly she interjected “Look today Im supposed to present my new art project and its awesome so we ARE GOING TO SCHOOL.” Well this was more than Radical dude could take and grabbed Robert by the arm, practically pulling it out of the socket while yelling, ” You can come or not Lizbot but it would probably be more fun without you”. Well at that moment Lizbot decided she would go along just to annoy Radical dude. So off they went to the abandoned cave north of the village. You know the one that supposed to have a secret power lurking deep inside. As they went to enter the cave they all realized it was dark inside. Who knew what could be in there. Radical was armed with his trusty kitchen knife and garbage can lid. Robert had a club that was in reality a large stick, and lizbot had some rocks. “I totally rock” she said.
    In they go darkness envelops them. Suddenly Robert say to little lights. “what are those” he said. Suddenly dance music started playing and the world spun in a 360. Now they were facing their worst night mare the Green Slime.

    Join our adventurers to find out how they face their first battle. in our future installments.

  7. Um mike r. if that is your real name, you couldn’t be anymore wrong. The story by Radical Dude was Brilliant. I have never read something so riveting and original.

  8. Um mike r. if that is your real name, you couldn’t be anymore wrong. The story by Radical Dude was Brilliant. I have never read something so riveting and original.

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