I’m a big fan of conspiracies, so I believe everything that guy said.
Also, in case anyone wants me to do paid game reviews, I will do this thing. I will also gladly plaster your ads all over the place. This way I would get paid twice. I would also get to play the game early and for free, technically getting paid a third time. If you want to pay me a fourth time, I can also contribute amazing blurbs you can put on the back of the game to sell more copies.
A true masterpiece.
10 out of 10!
I like David Jaffe now.